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wolfburied: I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go” (Source: sgtford, via titania522)

wolfburied:

I think a big part of why I read way more fanfiction than books is that there’s just a hell of a lot less exposition

the first 10 pages of most books are always “these are the main characters and here’s some background on each of them and this is the setting etc etc” and it’s such a fucking hassle getting to the plot sometimes

fanfic is just like “fuck it you know all of this already let’s go”

(Source: sgtford, via titania522)

Anonymous said: You know that video of the guy who wakes up after surgery and forgot his wife was his wife of many years and was just absolutely awestruck by her beauty? Tony. And Steve. Yeah. theappleppielifestyle: Tony stares at Steve for a good five seconds before his eyes start bugging out.  "Whoaaaa," Tony says, groggy and croaky and so, so incredibly high that Steve has to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing. "Good to see you awake," Steve says, pressing a cracker into Tony’s hand, where it falls to the ground when Tony fails to hold it. Steve gives him another cracker, folding Tony’s fingers around it himself as Tony continues to stare at Steve. "Eat the cracker, Tony." Tony blinks slowly. “Did the doctor send you?” Steve turns his laugh into a cough. “Uh, no he didn’t.” "You… are eye candy," Tony says. Slurs, more like. The drugs really did a number on him. Steve chews furiously on the inside of his cheek and tries not to sound like he’s giggling.  "Whoa," Tony says again, pausing when Steve brings the cracker to his mouth. Tony bites off a piece, chewing as he says, "You’re the prettiest guy I’ve ever seen. Are you a model?” "No," Steve says, shaking with quiet laughter. "Eat the cracker, Tony." He pushes gently on Tony’s hand, moving the cracker towards Tony’s mouth, but Tony keeps talking. “Who are you?” "My name’s Steve," Steve says. "I’m your husband." Tony’s eyes go even wider at that. “You’re- my husband?” "I am." "Hoooly shit." Tony flops his head to the side, stares at the wall for a second before returning his bug-eyed gaze to Steve. "How long?" "Eat the cracker, you’re waking up from surgery, you’re still a little woozy." Tony bats the cracker away when Steve tries to feed it to him. “Have we kissed yet?” "Yes, quite a lot," Steve laughs. "Eat the damn cracker, you adorable madman." "But it’s hard," Tony moans, batting at the cracker. "It’s hard, baby- do we call each other baby?" "No." "Oh." Tony finally relents and chews on the side of his cracker. 

Anonymous said: You know that video of the guy who wakes up after surgery and forgot his wife was his wife of many years and was just absolutely awestruck by her beauty? Tony. And Steve. Yeah.

theappleppielifestyle:

Tony stares at Steve for a good five seconds before his eyes start bugging out. 

"Whoaaaa," Tony says, groggy and croaky and so, so incredibly high that Steve has to bite his lip to stop himself from laughing.

"Good to see you awake," Steve says, pressing a cracker into Tony’s hand, where it falls to the ground when Tony fails to hold it. Steve gives him another cracker, folding Tony’s fingers around it himself as Tony continues to stare at Steve.

"Eat the cracker, Tony."

Tony blinks slowly. “Did the doctor send you?”

Steve turns his laugh into a cough. “Uh, no he didn’t.”

"You… are eye candy," Tony says. Slurs, more like. The drugs really did a number on him.

Steve chews furiously on the inside of his cheek and tries not to sound like he’s giggling. 

"Whoa," Tony says again, pausing when Steve brings the cracker to his mouth. Tony bites off a piece, chewing as he says, "You’re the prettiest guy I’ve ever seen. Are you a model?”

"No," Steve says, shaking with quiet laughter. "Eat the cracker, Tony."

He pushes gently on Tony’s hand, moving the cracker towards Tony’s mouth, but Tony keeps talking. “Who are you?”

"My name’s Steve," Steve says. "I’m your husband."

Tony’s eyes go even wider at that. “You’re- my husband?”

"I am."

"Hoooly shit." Tony flops his head to the side, stares at the wall for a second before returning his bug-eyed gaze to Steve. "How long?"

"Eat the cracker, you’re waking up from surgery, you’re still a little woozy."

Tony bats the cracker away when Steve tries to feed it to him. “Have we kissed yet?”

"Yes, quite a lot," Steve laughs. "Eat the damn cracker, you adorable madman."

"But it’s hard," Tony moans, batting at the cracker. "It’s hard, baby- do we call each other baby?"

"No."

"Oh." Tony finally relents and chews on the side of his cracker. 

king-of-westeros: kingofwesteros: in the game of urls you win or you hyphen you’re telling me mate (via aoiras)

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

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green-satan: milkybabie: I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend that was wild from start to finish (via causebaby-iwantitbad)

green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish

(via causebaby-iwantitbad)

sniffing: i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect (via glitchedpup)

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

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